#PULSE18 – Our Carnal Hearts

Showing on Sat 9 Jun
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A raucous celebration of desire and competition.

This fairy comes round your house.
You, she says, are in luck.
Ask for anything you want. Anything in the world and I’ll give it to you. But whatever you ask for, your neighbour gets the same thing, but double.
Great. You say. Fine.
Cut out one of my eyes.

With a raucous chorus of original music, Rachel Mars and four belting female singers come at you with hilarious dark show about the hidden workings of one of our uglier emotions. Our Carnal Hearts is a gleeful, thrilling and murky celebration of envy, competitive spirits and all the times we f*ck each other over. Like a combination of performance, comedy, a singing lesson and a conjuring ritual, the show feels like five women have rocked up at your town and are inviting you to a beautiful, raucous theatrical ceremony.

Our Carnal Hearts is a celebration of envy, a joyous call for everyone we’ve ever wanted to be and everything we’ve ever wanted to own. A place to whoop at our own fragility and delight against our better nature. A toast to our competitive spirits and a rumbling dance for the ugly gutter-tramping parts of our souls. A show that seeks to prove that envy makes us better. That politicians are right: that its spirit runs through our hearts, lymph systems and bowels and it’s glorious and we wouldn't want it any other way.

"Wickedly funny... soothing and sharp-edged at the same time." **** The Stage
"not just honest... very funny, too, and streaked with regret" **** Lyn Gardner, The Guardian
"deeply engaging... beautifully blends together mundane normality and phantasmal spectacle." ***** Broadway Baby

WINNER: Total Theatre Award 2017


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Running time: 1 hours

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Saturday 09 Jun 2018

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Full Price£10.00
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